The Week

■ Today’s Bartlett’s: FDR: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.” Ronald Reagan: “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” Bill Clinton: “Show these people to their room.”

■ In the wake of the fund-raising scandals, isn’t it plain that, instead of raising money to beat Bill Clinton, conservatives should be raising money to buy him off? Clearly he has a price, and it isn’t high.