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Books, Arts & Manners: A Free Market in the Skin Trade

by D. Keith Mano

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When we left Dr. James J. Reardon last issue he had just siliconed four breasts and put a bent female nose to the grindstone. Now, at lunch, he is resecting excellent rack of lamb: gourmet postoperative care for himself. I wonder what heโ€™d charge to carve a duck. Reardonโ€™s face is simple, sketchy: like those quick courtroom drawings they show on TV. There are upstart, large teeth: they pressure the lips and give him, well, a handsome but rather oral look. His glasses magnify coming and going: each pupil is goggled, discrete: sent under separate cover, so to speak. 1 notice the eye-bags beneath, which Reardon, sometime soon, will have cut and reduced by a colleague. He is young: forty. Brash as a port-wine stain. Reardon, you see, is one of those plastic surgeons who advertise.

โ€œSome think weโ€™re preying on the public: bringing in people who donโ€™t really need the surgery. Or didnโ€™t even know they needed it until they saw something in the paper. Itโ€™s obviously nonsense. Cosmetic surgery has been available for a long time. Weโ€™re just making it known to the public.โ€

DK

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D. Keith Mano

D. Keith Mano was a TV screenwriter and author of ten books, including Take 5, recipient of the 1987 Literary Lion award, and columnist at National Review magazine for 17 years.

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