The Dime’s Worth of Difference Candidate Profile Analysis Theorem

An Unpublished Behavioral Study Submitted to National Review by Timothy J. Wheeler

The two-party system that marked this nation-group’s simpler agronomo-heteropolistic origins, although frequently the object of telling criticisms by the most effete and distinguished scholars, nonetheless provided a high coefficient of audio-visual recognition data against a low quantitative diffusion factor; this, in consequence, therefore, lent itself to relatively well-ordered socio-economic functioning. In lay terms, the system worked because when there were only two candidates, you could tell ’em apart.

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Timothy Wheeler

An Unpublished Behavioral Study Submitted to National Review by Timothy J. Wheeler

The two-party system that marked this nation-group’s simpler agronomo-heteropolistic origins, although frequently the object of telling criticisms by the most effete and distinguished scholars, nonetheless provided a high coefficient of audio-visual recognition data against a low quantitative diffusion factor; this, in consequence, therefore, lent itself to relatively well-ordered socio-economic functioning. In lay terms, the system worked because when there were only two candidates, you could tell ’em apart.