To Take Over the Country

Henry J. Littlefinger’s troubles began when he got the major role in a plan by Hippies, Incorporated, to take over the United States. His job: Tossing pot in postage-stamp glue.

Up until he was handed the starring role by Large Daddy Throckmortan, the 85-year-old original hippie and current boss, Henry J. had been a simple, happy, lazy, lovable, loyal, dirty hippie. But he had even a better quality, as far as Large Daddy was concerned, one that had caused the old man to pick him for the job of slinging pot-laced brownies into the glue pots of Sticky & Sons, biggest stamp-making contractor for the United States Postal Service.

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Henry J. Littlefinger’s troubles began when he got the major role in a plan by Hippies, Incorporated, to take over the United States. His job: Tossing pot in postage-stamp glue.

Up until he was handed the starring role by Large Daddy Throckmortan, the 85-year-old original hippie and current boss, Henry J. had been a simple, happy, lazy, lovable, loyal, dirty hippie. But he had even a better quality, as far as Large Daddy was concerned, one that had caused the old man to pick him for the job of slinging pot-laced brownies into the glue pots of Sticky & Sons, biggest stamp-making contractor for the United States Postal Service.