Operation Trojan Donkey

Now Is the time for all good conservatives to join the Democratic Party.

That piece of heresy is not meant to be whimsy, or a facetious attention- grabber. It is a sincere and ardent call for Americans of conservative persuasion to abandon once and for all the fatally stricken elephant they have been riding, lo, these many years. Come down off the beast, shoot it in the head, give it a decent burial, and forget it.