Catch the Vibe

Charlton Heston is one of the world’s great squinters. Years ago, as a very young television writer, I found myself on the receiving end of one of his most squinched-up expressions.

“Mr. Heston,” I said, “I just want to introduce myself. I’m a Republican too, and I guess if a bomb dropped on this room tonight, there wouldn’t be any conservatives left in Hollywood. I mean, you and I are the only Republicans around, I think.” Weak laugh from me; vaguely mirthful squint from him.