Roadside America

Dadgummit, gone four days with the six-year-old tad an’ the 12-year-old tad an’ the ageless woman on one o’ your short-fuse auto-mobile tours. Come down with possum shock pretty near from all that roadside tubthump an’ capital Big Letter billboard yawpin’. Seem it don’t take half-much t’be a Grade A Large highway a-traction. Or a Rama. Fine business, the Rama. ’Bout one Rama evvy four, five miles, way I add it up. Standard stump-shout goes like so:

maud’s reptilorama. see the rare TANDEM SNAKES. 5 MI. N. RTE 409.