Woods Does Not Go Far Enough

I am not so immodest as to compare myself to Albert Einstein, but I have nevertheless recently done to Bill Woods what Einstein did to Sir Isaac Newton.

It began with a short paper Woods presented in the February 18 issue of national review, in which he posited the helen as a unit of pulchritude. When 1 read this proposition, 1 knew in an. instant that I was in the presence of one of those immutable laws of the universe, so 1 put on my droopy sweater and went to the blackboard.