Strange doings in America’s hat:

Fifth severed foot found on Canadian coast A severed human foot was found washed up on an island on the western coast of Canada this week, the fifth detached foot found in the area in the past 11 months, according to local police and media reports. […] “Our first step is to establish identity,” [Constable Sharlene] Brooks said. “It is a little mysterious, but we don’t know if it is linked to others.”

The good constable has a point: The first four feet found were all right feet, but the most recent foot found was a left foot. We could have a choppy-cat killer on our hands.

“At first, the talk about it was really humorous. But as more feet turned up, the talk became sinister,” [area woman Diane Selkirk] said. “These are pristine islands, not the place where you would expect to find a bunch of severed feet.”

Really? Where would you expect to find them?