Thankfully, the Denver city council, reaching well, well above its pay-grade, has determined that “feces bombs” will not be allowed during the convention.

Headline of the day via MB reader Jeff:

With DNC in mind, city bans carrying urine, feces

UPDATE: Multiple readers have emailed in that the headline above is the subject of a running gag over at James Taranto’s Best of the Web. Funny stuff.