How in the world can someone write an article like this with a straight face:

Hilton tries to help drunken elephants By WASBIR HUSSAIN, Associated Press Writer 19 minutes ago Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton’s was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers’ homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage. “The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,” the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network’s Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers around the globe.

I like that the only sourcing is something called the World Entertainment News Network. This AP writer is either reporting on the WENN article or an a article on the WENN article. Journalism at its finest.