MB reader Matthew S. writes my boss:

I think the good General has given you the true name of Mr. Spruiell’s Media Blog:
S.O.S -> Stuck On Stupid
If that doesn’t describe today’s media folk, nothin’ does.

Thanks Matthew, but I can’t go changing the name now. I haven’t even sent the Media Blogfather his free T-shirt yet. Sorry about that Anthony. I put FEMA in charge of T-shirt delivery.