The NY Times has an entertaining round-up. Some good ones…

Colbert:

“Now, the governor was supposed to give a press conference today at 2:15 p.m. but a whole hour passed before he spoke. To be fair, it is daylight savings time and the governor usually has a prostitute change his clocks.”

Letterman:

“But here’s the lesson, ladies and gentlemen: This is why I always wear a fake mustache and pay cash. It’s the only way to go, if you’re going to get in trouble.

From Letterman’s to 10 List:

1. “I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.”

Leno:

He also said the news “means that Hillary Clinton is now only the second angriest woman in the State of New York.”