In July, we reported that Jane Felix-Browne, a 51-year-old, five-times married grandmother and parish councilor from Cheshire in northern England, had married Osama bin Laden’s 27-year-old son, Omar.

This morning it was reported that the marriage was over.

But the breaking news is that the happy couple are back together. Mrs Felix-Browne, now known as Zaina Mohamad, has this afternoon told the BBC World Service, that the couple will soon be reunited.

She said: “We are deeply, deeply in love; very, very happy and don’t want to divorce. It is against Islam and as far as I am concerned will never stand up in the Sharia court.”

Asked about the apparent lack of shared interests with her husband, Mrs Felix-Brown, who has several tattoos, said they barely shut up in each other’s presence.

Now if only they would catch Omar’s father.

(This NRO post was written on Wednesday, but because of a technical hitch, is only being posted now.)