New Incentive for CNN to Write the Dumbest Headlines Possible

You can now order CNN t-shirts with news headlines on them. Here’s an example from the homepage. (Click on the little t-shirt to order.)

• Waste food dished up to hungry diners
• Dad mistakes young son for prey, shoots
• WYFF: Alert issued for tot taken from day care
• Weird fish leave sea, spawn on beach
• CNN Wire: Latest updates on top stories