Finally, the New York Times discovers Islamic Jihad and suicide bombing is not all America’s fault. Years after other more comprehensive media, like the New York Post, or National Review, explained Jihad to American readers, the Times has finally done so, in The Guidebook for Taking a Life:

Rule No. 1: You can kill bystanders without feeling a lot of guilt.

Rule No. 2: You can kill children, too, without needing to feel distress.

Rule No. 3: Sometimes, you can single out civilians for killing; bankers are an example.

Rule No. 4: You cannot kill in the country where you reside unless you were born there.

Rule No. 5: You can lie or hide your religion if you do this for jihad.

Rule No. 6. You may need to ask your parents for their consent… [But] the parental rule is currently waived inside Iraq.