Via Jake Tapper’s Twitter feed:

Joining tons o’ tourists at the National Zoo. America: you are morbidly obese.

And later on he writes:

It has nothing to do w aesthetics, America. I’m concerned about your health! STEP AWAY FROM THE COTTON CANDY

What’s kind of sad is there must have been at least a few of these cotton-candy-eating tourists who recognized Tapper and are going back to their home-towns to tell their friends of their celebrity sighting at the zoo. Well, America, now you know how he feels about you. He’s “concerned.”