How do you top a creepy performance like John Edwards’s “Yeah, I betrayed my terminally ill wife, but her cancer was in remission” act?

Here’s how:

Just weeks after former presidential candidate John Edwards admitted cheating on his wife, he’s not shying away from public speaking engagements — and his fee has gone up, his agent says.
… Edwards is to speak on “The American Dream,” Kaler said. Tickets are free, but the student group is paying him $65,000.

Egad. How many paramours does he have to have before he tops six figures per speech. Oh, wait — don’t answer that.