… but shown at the South By Southwest film festival in Austin this week. I give you: The Ostrich Testimonies.

(Big, flightless birds sort of creep me out. When I was working at the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal years ago, the paper covered a police incident in which a despairing emu rancher got liquored up and attacked his flock with a Louisville slugger. Not your everyday occurrence on the police beat.)

Other oddball offerings at SXSW:

Monkey Warfare, about a “sexy young” terrorist who spends his time “fighting gentrification with firebombs”

Running With Arnold–about the governor of California

And a new chapter in the Fanning family tot empire, Elle Fanning in Day 73 With Sarah