Not O.J. There’s a dumber Simpson than O.J. out there:

A woman who claims to be an M.I.T. student was arrested today after she allegedly entered Logan International Airport with a fake bomb attached to her chest. Officials say Star Simpson, who appears to have her own website, approached the information booth and asked about an incoming flight, prompting an airport employee to call the state police, who determined that it wasn’t an operative device and took her into custody. “Thankfully, because she followed instructions as required, she ended up in a cell as opposed to the morgue,” State Police Maj. Scott Pare, a police spokesman, tells reporters. “Had she not followed the instructions, deadly force may have been used.” He says she will be charged with disorderly conduct and possession of a hoax device. She was wearing a circuit board and holding what police later determined to be five to six ounces of Play-Doh.