The indoctrination of Americaโ€™s children has begun! The American Federation of Teachers will soon be issuing lesson plans to cover the historic rise of Barack Obama. An excerpt from what theyโ€™ll be teaching our kids:

For the first time, two women candidates played major roles in the electionโ€”one as the other prominent candidate in the Democratic primary, Senator Hillary Clinton, and one as the running mate of the Republican presidential nominee, Governor Sarah Palin.

โ€œFor the first time?โ€ What about Geraldine Ferraro? Rather than test the kids, maybe we need to start testing the union flunkies.

More on the indoctrination of public school students from the Sun-Times:

When Principal Kim Sims of Chicagoโ€™s Bouchet Math and Science Academy used to talk to kids about misbehavior, one favorite line was, โ€œHow would your parents feel about this?โ€
But these days, Sims is using another approach.
โ€œI ask them, โ€˜How do you think Barack Obama would feel about this?โ€™ โ€ Sims said.

Creepy-Parent-in-Chief. I canโ€™t wait for the catchy Will.i.am or Springsteen version of the song:

Obama sees you when youโ€™re sleeping.
Obama knows when youโ€™re awake.
Obama knows if youโ€™ve been bad or good so be good . . .
Change is coming to town! Change is coming to town! Change is coming, to town!