The always funny blogger “Kill Truck” has a great preview of the soon to be train-wreck, Real Housewives of D.C. An excerpt:

So much divides us. and that is so very sad. It’s not what the Founding Fathers intended. Just last week as I was paying for a funnelcake (or as I call them, freedomcakes) I was moved to see a single tear fall from George Washington’s eye on the dollar bill I was using. OK, maybe it was powdered sugar. Or maybe God used powdered sugar to get my attention. Who knows? I’m thinking with my heart again. What I do know is that there is no hope for this nation if we can’t come together on common ground. And why can’t mocking these silly women and their silly lives be that common ground? C’mon, let’s meet the ladies:

And, as promised, she’ll be live-tweeting the show, starting with tonight’s episode at 9 p.m.