Thursday night, 8 p.m., on the Science Channel: Punkin Chunkin, where teams compete to see who can shoot a pumpkin out of a cannon the farthest.

You can watch the teaser videos of pumpkin-awesomeness here.

Thank you readers! Have a great Thanksgiving everyone and remember: wear clean undies for your TSA screener; the built-in plastic red thingy will pop out of the turkey an hour earlier than you expect; and tune in at 8 p.m. to see what happens when pumpkins and howitzers meet.