From a reader:

With everything that’s going on in the world right now, it is absolutely vital that someone pay attention to the convergence of marketing margarine and higher education. Brandeis University’s new pitch to prospective students includes references to Einstein, Eleanor Roosevelt and Smart Balance buttery spread… Seriously. Wouldn’t the University be better off bragging that actress Debra Messing once lived in the dorms than to play the cholesterol card? You decide. Best, DGUMass Graduate
(I don’t know what my alma mater’s official margarine is)