Wanda Sykes from her appearance on Leno:

“Jay, I’m a feminist. but I’m sorry, that woman’s crazy. That’s a crazy, scary lady right there. Gun-toting and, you know, shooting caribou. I mean, come on, Jay. You ask me what do I think about her? There’s really nothing to think about. I mean, we don’t know anything about her. “They don’t let her talk. They say, ‘Oh, she’s meeting with the world leaders.’ But there’s no reporters. I’m like, is she meeting with the world leaders, or did you take her to the Epcot Center? Let her drink around the world? You know, because I’ve done that. Maybe I should be Secretary of State.

Whatever will McCain-Palin do without the support of this veteran of Crank Yankers and Pootie Tang (“borders on audience abuse” wrote one critic)?