We have a winner. But first, the highlights:

What, Me Worry?Just make sure you get the lapel pin in the picture!Hey, is that a substitute for true patriotism I see?Someone get these fish hooks out of my cheeks!It’s true! They do all look like bitter, gun-toting ants from up here!Hillary’s out, now get this damned thing off my lapel!Barack Obama: Approved in all 57 states.Why, yes, that is a big roll of “change” in my pocket.One Word: “SUCKERS!”You think that’s funny? Wait ‘til you hear this one: Hillary Clinton walks into a bar….Thank You, O fawning media. You may now rise.Man, have I got you guys fooled.Bamboozle Voters? Yes We Can!Obama gazed upon his minions, and He called them “the Media”, and it was good.Obama, on page 3: “Of course I’m bipartisan. My campaign motto was even penned by a Republican: “You can fool some of the people all of the time…”I can has cheezburger?Shame? Surely you jest!I can’t believe they’re buying it. I bet I could tell them we’ve always been at war with Eurasia.Obama: I’m smiling because I got my teeth whitened beyond belief with all the money I saved by switching to Geico.I Can’t Believe It Either! The Obama InterviewWright, Pflegger, Ayers, AND Hillary? All with one meteor? You’re KIDDING!Stop it, Keith. You’re gonna make me blush!Stop it, Jann, you’re going to mess up my shoes.And the winner is, from reader Lee A … ”I like me. I really like me!”