A dispute over the papers of Jacques Derrida (the founding father of deconstruction), pitting the family of Derrida against the University of California at Irvine, came down to this:

The pipe-puffing Frenchman soured on UCI shortly before his death, vowing to halt the flow of archives unless the university stopped an investigation into his protege, Dragan Kujundzic, an expert in vampire literature accused of sexually harassing a female graduate student.