High times down in Annapolis. Apparently, loads of midshipmen have been indulging in synthetic marijuana, commonly referred to as “spice.”

Navy investigators seized a sheet of notebook paper, later leaked to the Navy Times, that laid out an apparent plan for a synthetic marijuana ring. Handwritten notes listed 18 potential customers and designs for the off-campus party house to be outfitted with a lava lamp, big-screen TV, “stocked fridge,” dance floor, strobe lights and a “giant bong.”

The stuff doesn’t show up on drug tests.