Or, “Not Your Father’s Astronomy Class”:

FORT HAYS, Kan. — A professor at a Kansas university who dropped his pants and mooned a room full of students and teachers is under investigation after video of the incident was posted on YouTube, school officials said.Bill Shanahan, a professor at Fort Hays State University, was at a debate with the Fort Hays State debate team last March when the incident occurred.School officials said they believe things got out of control when the team got low scores from two of the judges.Shanahan is seen on the video jumping up and down, ranting and then mooning the crowd in the room.

I guess he thought the judges gave his team a bum rap. The team was unable to secure the booty of the first-place trophy. He will now be the butt of many jokes. He made an ass of himself. In hindsight, he might be ashamed — you know, seeing this incident through the rear-view mirror.

OK, I’m done now.

UPDATE: How embareassing. OK, now I’m done. (Courtesy of an NR editor I presume would rather remain nameless.)

UPDATE II: According to Jeremy Lott, I’ve gotten to the bottom of this issue.