As Mark Steyn notes on the Corner, a Harvard gymnasium (the QRAC) is hosting “women-only” hours in an attempt to accommodate, among others, Muslim women.

Somehow, I still receive the occasional letter-to-the-editor destined for The Crimson. I was forwarded one a few days ago that I highly doubt will be published, but it certainly deserves to be:

Dear Crimson,Last week, I dressed for exercise and jogged to the QRAC. Someone barred the way. I couldn’t enter – girls only. This hurt me deeply, because while I appear to most observers to be a white male, I have for some time now self-identified as a Native-American womyn, feeling that it is impossible that I could be one of those who have brought so much suffering to the people of this gentle earth. I find Harvard’s presumption disgusting. They have incarcerated within a matrix of arbitrary authority those of us who defy patriarchal and socially-constructed stereotypes of race and gender. It makes me as sick as it makes me sad to think I live in such a place.
Sincerely,
[name redacted]

Pretty funny considering one of the parties advocating women-only hours — Harvard’s mindless Women’s Center — rolls out just such far-fetched rhetoric from time to time.