The detainees at Guantanamo Bay seem to be at the top of the sanctioned victims’ list at the nations’ most prestigious law schools. The latter are providing the detainees, writes William McGurn, with “legal Dream Teams” and otherwise feting their “accomplishments.” Seton Hall Law School, for example, favors teach-ins highlighting the poetry of these men, one of whom killed more than a dozen people in a suicide attack in Iraq after his release.

What faraway galaxy does Seton Hall inhabit?

McGurn urges legal eagles, quixotically, to lend a hand at the Department of Justice — as a service to the nation and rule by law. Sure, when hell freezes over.