Calling Norman Finkelstein “the most openly anti-Semitic ‘Jew’ on the planet,” Steven Plaut counsels him (satirically) on what he might do to revive his career, now that DePaul University has given him the boot. Here are some of the career paths that Plaut helpfully outlines in Israel National News:

· He can be the new Dean of History at the University of Teheran.

· He can open a fast food stand that serves fish and chips to the British Association of University Professors and the University and College Union.

· He can become official Baathist mascot at soccer games in Damascus.

· He can become a make-pretend cowboy and then chase make-pretend Indian Ward Churchill.

· He can paint circles on his rear end and then pose next to the security fence around the Gaza Strip.

· He can learn ebonics, change his name to Norman X, and go to work for Louis Farrakhan.

· He can serve as designated driver for when Mel Gibson gets drunk.

· He can test explosives belts for the Hamas.

· He can write some more anti-Semitic garbage with Alexander Cockburn.

· He can get tenured at Ben Gurion University.