I missed Andrew Breitbart’s hilarious Washington Times piece on Monday – but I saw it eventually (thanks to Facebook) — on his new startup, Code Green, inspired by Al Gore’s call for civil disobedience to save the planet.

But even if those coal plants are in foreign lands like Ohio and Pennsylvania, it doesn’t mean we Southern Californians must stand still and let the planet implode in front of us. That’s why I’m taking Al Gore’s lead and starting Code Green, a Hollywood organization whose purpose is to use civil disobedience to thwart the unnecessary use of energy in the entertainment industry.

He goes on to offer four rules we must all live by “whether we like it or not” under Code Green’s four-point “Gang Green” mandate. Here’s #4:

4.) Directive: No more Oscars. No more Emmys. No more Grammys.Hot air and self-congratulation are ozone depleters.
Solution: Call up Jake Gyllenhaal from time to time and tell him he did good work. He can pass it on to his plainer sister. And so on. It’s how the oral legend worked, so many centuries ago.
It may take a while for greedy Hollywood to comply with this simple plan to end climate change. But Code Green will be there to throw green paint on those who refuse to comply. The best part will be our Code Green ladies. They will be rich and angry and self-righteous — Daryl Hannah-like in age and stature — with a special thing for being impervious to the other side’s argument.
Just like our Code Pink sisters.
Only when Big Hollywood — the center of the world — stops its excessive energy use will a smiling sun take notice that humans are taking the necessary steps to replenish the planet and finally begin to give us a break.

Read the whole thing here.