. . . as owners of GM, let me show you their next great idea: A two-person Segway-like car/thing:

Profits, here we come!

“We were the S.U.V. company, and we accept that,” said Larry Burns, vice president for research and development and strategic planning at G.M. at the time. “We want to become the U.S.V. company — known for ultra-small vehicles.”

U.S.V., also known as “Un-Safe Vehicles.”