National Post:

You shop at Whole Foods.
You drive a hybrid car.
You are as correct as they come.
You are therefore a candidate for “bio-cremation,” the eco-friendly way to meet your maker (who presumably made you without releasing any greenhouse gas emissions into the atmosphere).
Bio-cremation, it says here, is properly known as alkaline hydrolysis, a process that “returns the body to its ashy state via a mixture of water, heat, pressure and potassium hydroxide, a compound often used to make liquid soaps.”
According to Obit magazine, which — yes — is a magazine devoted to death, the process works like this:
“The corpse is placed in a stainless steel pressurized tube that is then filled with the key ingredients and heated to 330 degrees. After a few hours, all that remains is the skeleton — so soft that it can be ground into ash by hand — and a greenish-brown liquid composed of amino acids, sugars and salts.”

Of course, my suggestion to Obit magazine of using a catapult (virtually no carbon footprint) to launch dead bodies into a volcano seems to have been overlooked.