The Goracle in full sanctimony at his speech in Bali last week:

“So today we dumped another seventy million tons of global-warming pollution into the thin shell of atmosphere surrounding our planet, as if it were an open sewer. And tomorrow we will dump a slightly larger amount.”

He then got on a jet airliner burning a gallon of fuel per second for the 19-hour trip back across the Pacific to his 10,000 square-foot home in Tennessee (assuming he didn’t stop at his second home in San Francisco).