Recruiting the next generation to turn in their parents for their crimes against the planet starts with games – a recent addition being Climate Cops, in which kids are encouraged to build “climate case files” against their family. While I had heard of the game before, I didn’t realize that its characters included the ubiquitous polar bear — the Barthesian myth signifying all things that are good for the environment and bad for capitalism:

The little darlings will then move on to the Little Green Books that are proliferating in schools around the country. Can public “struggles” against the older generation by these Green Guards-in-training be far behind?

[Hat tip to Planet Gore reader M. Horn.]