Dennis Miller from last night’s O’Reilly Factor:

BILL O’REILLY, HOST: In the “Miller Time” segment tonight: The sage of Southern California is paying close attention to the Copenhagen climate chaos, and he joins us now from Los Angeles. I don’t think it could get any worse in Denmark. Could it get any worse over there? DENNIS MILLER, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: You know, Bill, there’s no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have a biodegradability horizon line of, like, 40,000 years. Boy, that does speak to me. And you know, I would tell the people in Copenhagen that the big problem that I and a lot of people have is the fact that they would even go there. If this is not an event made for a teleconference, when you’re talking about burning fuels and when you’re talking about all this and you’re talking about the new technology, some of us out here just want to see you hold a teleconference. O’REILLY: Yes, so you wouldn’t waste all the money. Prince Charles went over in his private jet. I think Al Gore was zipping around in his. Barack Obama went over on Air Force One. But I asked this question to Hill, Marc Lamont Hill earlier. What are — what do these protesters want, Miller? Why are they there? What do they want? MILLER: They want to be in Copenhagen right now, No. 1. And secondly, Bill, you have to remember, this is the easiest way in the history of the planet Earth to accrue immediate and unchallengeable, up to this point, nobility. All you have to do is use the simple alliteration, “I’ve gone green,” and all of a sudden you matter. But really, I just want them to stop. I’m not trying to be arch here. I’m not trying to be argumentative. If you really believe this, why would you guys do all this, using energy? Why just not hold a boring, granted — you can’t all be in the same city and acting like you’re saving the world — but why not stay where you’re at, use the technology available?

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