So: The University of Minnesota hopes to drum up some attention for itself by giving Al Gore an honorary degree for his work in climatology. The article quotes a spokesperson for the University offering two reasons for the offer: โ€œHeโ€™s in the news and is a legitimate expert on a pressing issue of global concern, climate change.โ€ Hmm, letโ€™s seeโ€ฆ โ€œin the newsโ€ or โ€œlegitimate expertโ€โ€”I wonder which of those two reasons is more pressing for the university?

Of course, the students get it. The article quotes one freshman shrugging off the rumor by saying, โ€œItโ€™s mainly a publicity thingโ€โ€”a pretty accurate description, I think, of much of Goreโ€™s global warming shtick.