I don’t agree with the various anti-soccer diatribes written by conservatives. Don’t be a hater when it comes to games! But I have figured out the best way to watch soccer. Turn it on and have the sound up. Proceed to occupy yourself with something else. When you hear a lot of cheering, turn to watch the replay that displays its cause. You won’t miss anything important that way. Now I’m off to celebrate the great national victory that was the 1–0 defeat.