Pats TE Aaron Hernandez gave up his jersey number for nothing, which had to suit his new teammate Chad Johnson Ochocinco.
Some folks e-mailed to ask why I called him “famously frugal” in this post. They mustn’t have seen the Bengals season of Hard Knocks, which showed Chad buying costume jewelry and helpfully advising: “Just cause you got money, don’t mean you need to go spend it.”
Or see here.