And I really couldn’t care, which bugs me as I used to look forward to this event all year long. Now I’m hoping that somehow Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson simultaneously hit each other in the head with golf balls and are forced to drop out.

Freddie Couples tees off at 1:20. Maybe he’s still got one more left in him? Let the golf-gods look kindly on Fred’s back please.

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