The New York Post reports that epic swindler Bernie Madoff is dying of cancer. You know what that means: All-expenses-paid trip to freedom in Libya!

By the way, considering how he killed 270 people, including 14 children, why can’t we send someone to Tripoli to assist freed Lockerbie bomber Abdulbaset al-Megrahi with some “end-of-life counseling”?

“Say, Abdulbaset, have you noticed you can no longer get outside, and spend all day at home? Would you say you can no longer contribute to your family’s well-being? Are you having trouble ’shaking the blues’?”