If you’re not happy about Hillary Clinton’s huge fundraising numbers, look at the bright side. At least you didn’t contribute. Someday, you may contribute involuntarily with a public financing system, as she prefers:

I believe we have to move, eventually in our country, toward a system of public financing that really works for candidates running for federal office. I will support that as president.

(This comment comes from David Weigel, who didn’t think much of Hugh Hewitt’s book about Mitt Romney.)

I think the public finance system could work with all citizens dressed alike, marching lockstep as we’re herded into massive underground tunnels, where giant monitors showing Hillary’s face above us praising us for our mandatory voluntary contributions to… oh, wait, I guess that would be like the Obama ad.