Only in the pages of Salon can Sarah Palin be criticized as indistinguishable a “Muslim fundamentalist” and “a dominatrix” on the same day.

Come on, guys, pick a smear and stick to it. I’d observe that the latter one is probably more fun for your art department, but better illustrates that you secretly, deep down, loathe attractive women who disagree with you, and will set fire to your lip service to feminism in order to tear them down.

I await the argument that the New Yorker cover was out of line, but this is fair game…