Faux Bill Clinton: “You guys both dressed like Spongebob?”

Faux Joe Biden: “It’s funny. Can’t help but thinking if there were only one of us, this costume would make a bigger impression.”

Faux Chris Dodd: “Yeah, we really cancel each other out.”

– opening sketch of Saturday Night Live this weekend

“By the way, I’m for him. If I can’t make it, I’m for him.”

Biden on Dodd, campaigning in New Hampshire, Nov. 2.