CNN: “First lady Michelle Obama vowed Monday to ‘take no prisoners’ as she and her husband launch an unprecedented bid for Chicago’s 2016 Olympic bid.”

Of course we won’t. Even if we did take prisoners, we would just end up releasing them from Gitmo, anyway.

Mrs. Obama added that “the gloves are off,” making the effort to win the Olympics the only fight with anyone in the world where American gloves are off.