The latest e-mail from the Clinton Campaign, sent from “Bill Clinton”, entitled, “You, me, a TV, and a bowl of chips”:

Dear Jim, There are two things in this world that I love more than anything else — my family and politics. So you can imagine just how fired up I get when Hillary is on the stage debating the issues that matter to our country. So here’s an idea: why don’t you and I share that excitement together during an upcoming debate. Hillary’s campaign will pick three people — each invited with a guest to watch one of the upcoming presidential debates with me. We’ll sit down in front of a big TV with a big bowl of chips, watch the debate, and talk about the race. If you enter before the Sunday midnight deadline, you and a guest could be the ones to sit down with me to watch a presidential debate.

I don’t know about you, but somehow I get the feeling that somebody’s going to be eating more than his share of the chips. And I wouldn’t recommend reaching for that last chip at the same time as Bill Clinton.