Joe Biden, today: “On Nov. 3, the day after the election, there will be a Democratic majority in the House and a Democratic majority in the Senate . . . If it weren’t illegal, I’d make book on it.”

Joe Biden, speaking in Cleveland, June 30: “LeBron James is coming back!”

UPDATE: Many readers are chuckling as they note Biden’s guarantee is technically correct, as the new Congress isn’t sworn in until January.