Joe Biden, on Jay Leno last night:

SENATOR JOE BIDEN: Let me put it this way: I don’t know — the neighborhood I grew up, even the neighborhood I live in now, which is a really nice neighborhood, I don’t know many plumbers who are making $250,000 a year and worried about it. We’re kind of worried about Joe the fireman, Joe the policeman, Joe the real plumber with a license.
(Laughter.)
JAY LENO: That’s right, exactly. And you know who’s really been overlooked? Joe six-pack. What happened to him?
SENATOR JOE BIDEN: Yeah, what happened to Joe six-pack?
JAY LENO: That’s the real American.
SENATOR JOE BIDEN: What about this Joe (pointing to himself)?
JAY LENO: That’s right. How about Joe the senator?
SENATOR JOE BIDEN: I hardly get any coverage. That’s why I wanted to be on this show. Thank you so much.